so today I called customer support for my mac
Me:
The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy:
Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me:
I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG:
Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me:
. . .
Me:
What did you just say?
CSG:
Have you tried turning it-
Me:
Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG:
. . .
CSG:
. . .
CSG:
You watch-
Me:
FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG:
OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me:
YOU BET IT IS.
CSG:
So which episode are you watching?
Me:
The Great Game.
CSG:
Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me:
Is there some way I can tip you or something?
